The Hangover


SUNDAY 6TH NOVEMBER 2022

Things came to a head at work earlier in the week so the air has now been cleared, much to my relief – God, it has been exhausting!  Here’s hoping that this time the air clearing lasts for longer than a couple of months.  Yesterday was my 15th wedding anniversary – the occasion that I identified earlier in the year as an excuse not to take a whole year off drinking.  I’m not going to lie, on Saturday afternoon I did wish that there was a bottle of champagne chilling in the fridge to be enjoyed later.  Strangely enough though, come evening, I wasn’t bothered about the fact that I wasn’t drinking – it seems that I missed the anticipation of drinking, rather than the drinking itself.  Funny, that!   

MY WHY

While I might have missed the anticipation of drinking, what I certainly didn’t miss was the hangover the next morning.  Every “Sunday Morning Coming Up” is a joy in itself but it is particularly sweet today, knowing that, if I weren’t on this journey, I would most definitely have woken up with a hangover.  Hangovers come in all shapes and sizes and I think it would be fair to say that I’ll have experienced most of them over the years: 

  • The no-so-bad ones – just mild tiredness and the justification for lounging on the sofa all day eating crap and ordering a Chinese takeaway for tea.
  • The cider-induced screaming headaches where you can’t think straight all day – your body functions but your brain is useless.
  • The ones where you can’t get anything done because you feel nauseous and have to keep sitting down to stave it off.
  • The ones where you actually throw up in the morning, sometimes alleviating the hangover somewhat, sometimes not. 
  • The ones where you eat a breakfast (probably still slightly drunk), hoping to keep the hangover at bay, only to puke it up an hour later. 
  • The ones where you can’t keep anything down at all, all day.
  • And lastly, the top offender in recent years, the ones that leave no physical ill-effect but result in days of low-level depression.

Student hangovers were like a badge of honour and, to be honest, I don’t remember suffering too badly then – very possibly because I’d have thrown up the night before.  And I was young, my body bounced back very well, bless it.  In my twenties and thirties, I could work with a mid-week hangover and I’m proud to say I never once took a sickie although I do recall throwing up at work on more than one occasion – lovely!  I actually look back on those days with a mixture of awe and horror.  Thankfully, I dialled it down considerably after I had kids and the days since then that I’ve been completely debilitated could probably be counted on one hand.  Still, those milder post-child hangovers are almost worse because they’re accompanied by a hefty dose of guilt for feeling like engaging with them is a chore and really just wanting to be alone to nurse my hangover in peace like I could in my younger days.  And finally, on to the depressive hangovers that are largely responsible for me being on this alcohol-free journey now.  Basically, be they nausea-inducing or depression-inducing, I just don’t have time in my life right now to be hungover.  There aren’t enough hours in a week for me as it is without wasting any of them feeling like shit when I don’t have to.

Theme tune: Thinking of You by Sister Sledge